It’s Wonder Woman’s Birthday, let’s party!

First we’ll decorate, understated, of course, given Diana’s nature. Oh, who the hell I am kidding, let’s kick it out!

Yeah, that looks good. (See more here!)

Wait, wait! Where are the plates and napkins??

Whew, good. Now what kind of cake? We know she likes cake.

She seems to be enjoying a vanilla cake with pink frosting, but I’m sure she’d like one of these:

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I think this is my favorite.

I wonder how the TV costume would look as a cake?

But Diana is at heart a very simple woman, so I think this cake (which I believe was given to a fellow Tumblr) is best.

And what about presents?

If Diana were real, which she isn’t, my guess is she’d get tons of Wonder Woman swag (It’s like my cousin who is a teacher and has a closet filled with “World’s Best Teacher” mugs.) but I’m sure she’d rather a donation to a reputable charity. Because that’s the way the character is.

And also I’d just like to say that despite the opinion of a certain Batman loving comic blogger (who I like and enjoy) stated while guesting on a certain awesome podcast saying certain things about a certain character, I think Wonder Woman has been a good character and will continue to be a good character.

I know you’re all surprised by this revelation.